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Boy And Dog Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of them is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter standing nearby sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He starts writing in his notebook. "Young Blackhawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal." "But I'm not a Blackhawks fan," the little boy says. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. "Bulls Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But, I'm not a Bulls fan, the little boy says. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend from Mad Dog Attack," he writes this time in his notebook. "No, I'm not a Bears fan, either, says the boy. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago would cheer for the Blackhawks, Bulls, or Bears, the reporter replies. "Well what team do you root for?" "I'm a Green Bay Packers fan, the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"

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